“The fact of the matter is I did misspeak in using the term ‘CPR,’” Santorum said. His broader point, he added, was that kids should be joining organizations that focus on preventing gun violence.”

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

They Live still contains one of my favorite movie fight scenes. Not because it is technically very impressive, but because it goes on solidly twice as long as it should. First time you see it, you just keep thinking “how much longer are they possibly going to keep this scene going?”

I’m here to chew bubblegum and make They Live references, and I’m all out of both.

According to my many friends who enjoy working at Amazon, he doesn’t in fact force them to work there.

Now here is how you actually answer the dreaded salary question:

Probably a good thing you wouldn’t hire them, I wouldn’t want to be hired by a company that doesn’t understand humor.

That’s why you preemptively rob your neighbors before they rob you.

What’s the worst that can happen?

They actually give you a high 100k salary.

Then you go and binge purchase all the stuff you ever wanted.

Then you get targeted by a jealous neighbor who then robs you.

Then you move to the wrong neighborhood.

Then you meet a person pretending to be your friend who then gets you hooked on…

Remember those laws about not locking people in planes until the lemon-soaked paper napkins arrive? I’m pretty sure they were getting the passengers out onto the terminal and Williams wanted to push the baby instead of carry, andthe staff knew that there was no viable way to go digging through the checked luggage…

A table:

What would Jesus throw?

Fuck that noise. It’s a nice sound bite but it’s total bullshit. They voted for the voice they wanted. The one keeping a slightly different status quo than Hillary would have.

Okay but does she look presidential in it? I think she’s trying to look like she knows what she’s doing.

I’ve got this old antique clock in the hallway. Hasn’t worked in years. Been stuck on 3:29 the entire time.

Laws mean everything when it involves black folks. IJS

Isn’t it funny that our comments defending rush are not approved yet? I’m seeing many other comments after ours being published for everyone to see but I don’t see any comments that are going against these libtards views.

Do any of you people actually listen to his show regularly? I doubt it. Yet you criticize. Maybe listen to the entire segment (taken out of context by Mr. Hughes, who only gave a condensed version), and then make up your minds. I’m not saying Limbaugh is the greatest person in the world (he is far from that); but the…

Any one who thinks 4 slices of pizza is a “light snack” needs to rethink their dietary choices.