It's space-fantasy: everyone knows that ships travel at the speed of plot. ;)

Vader: The master of sick burns.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

I feel stupid, and uneducated, because when I saw the Sistine Chapel pic I thought it was some sort of retro Star Wars Poster. It looks like Vaders helmet at the top....

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan