So meta

So, anyone who has never bought or played this game, let me answer a few questions:

“’I can’t tell you that you can play the whole game without violence – that’s not necessarily a goal of ours,’ Howard told The Guardian.”

Then you didn’t intend to make a Fallout game.

Makes sense now (actual FFXIII screenshot).

When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.

... It’s insane that just playing this game on an SNES emulator is better than playing the actual official PC release.

I think the reason why Lego did this version is because it is a scene from “Time of the Doctor” where Matt Smith regenerates to Peter Capaldi. Also, you can make two versions of the Matt Smith’s Doctor - the series 5/6 Doctor and the Time of the Doctor version after 11 takes off his bowtie and before he regenerates…

No Peter Cushing no purchase.

You believe that you’ve only articulated the limits of your empathy.

“Not buying FFXV will essentially kill the home console jRPG market...”

I’m definitely getting Persona 5 at launch. It’s a new freaking Persona. The last mainline game was way back in 2008. To me that’s more hype than the new Star Wars.

The Persona series has yet to disappoint me. The main FF series has done nothing BUT disappoint me since 2010.

Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

I remember as a kid hating how Elmo was gradually taking over the show and less and less of other monsters were getting to show up. My favorite Muppet on the show as Grover and he got pushed out pretty hard for more Elmo skits. I think I gave up caring about Seaseme Street after attending one of those Live! shows that…

Hey, don’t be giving Square any ideas.

I just wanna put my fucking disks in the machine and have them work. The upscaling is nice sure, but I couldn’t give 2 flying fucks about trophy support. These games are not worth 10-15 bux.

Oh, so you want us to just emulate our old games on PC like we have been? Gotcha.

That’s easy, seeing as they aren’t making anything these days.

Do they even have any video games in production right now?

Two things, that and balance, the balance is utterly non-existent currently.