I know how popular Abba is, but I don't know why you think that popularity equates to legions of people clamoring for a musical where the shittiest James Bond fumbles through a bunch of their songs

I would honestly assume more people than those making up the "global ABBA fandom"

No, it will, because it's counter-programming to Star Wars. Same reason Mamma Mia made 600 million dollars "despite" coming out the same weekend as The Dark Knight.

I'm a Pats fan and I don't even like them

The "local" part is what makes it, because it means her job is just telling people in a two mile radius if it's raining there

That Barbie Museum gag alone is amazing and elevates Rat Race out of the trash bin, and there's plenty of other good stuff in that movie too. It's a lot better than its reputation would suggest, but at the same time a lot of people seem to say this, so maybe it's actually just well liked and we all just think it…

One of my biggest problems with the Marvel movies is the lack of a recurring villain. Not only would it give opportunities for more climactic confrontations, but it would also save the trouble of introducing a generic villain every movie.

Trump's real policies aren't hard to figure out. Think of any policy stance that could help him personally and it's that

Other than The Decision, Lebron is actually pretty well liked, particularly by other athletes and businessmen

I've never heard that bit but just reading it made me laugh

can we give some Radcliffe some props for actively participating in shots that show how short he is, unlike a certain other dark haired, A-list, 5' 4" actor

it's very convenient that The Mosquito Coast marks the exact transition from trying to actively not

multiple jurors admitted almost right after the trial that they thought he was guilty but didn't think the prosecution proved so beyond a reasonable doubt

or they could have watched Game of Thrones after/the next day

it's more like a Six Feet Under opening; something mundane and grotesque at the same time

It really would have been a perfect Starwipe headline if it didn't actually happen. The new Star Trek is coming out soon too :(

I can totally picture Laurie picking him. "This Bighetti fellow is a hot commodity, and is perhaps a better 'culture fit' for Pied Piper."

Jared's skeleton line might be the best thing ever said on television.

it's telling that they thought it was more palatable that Sue Storm was adopted by a black family than a black guy could be a scientist

Louis is good at stand-up though!