After years of sighing in disappointment at the tendency of the brackets to coalesce around the most neutral options, I’m pleased to see that Jezebel is firmly on the side of the murderous and monstrous.

Why is talking about the reality of what Black women face anti-Black male? We are always told we’re being divisive when we talk about what’s going on. It’s a great way to silence us and nothing has to change. This has nothing to do with white people and what they want.

If you’re asking in good faith I’ll give an answer, albeit a short one.

All Fox had to do to end up with a bunch of perverts is hire conservative men in all positions of authority. What is a conservative but one who longs for the return to the values of the past? But, what was really going on in the past besides women and people of color being abused and disenfranchised at the whim of men…

I mean, are they deliberately hiring sexual predators? I feel like it’s a requirement for being any man on their payroll. And I don’t care if she was a conservative shill/Trump surrogate, nobody deserves this. I’m so afraid there will be otherwise level-headed people intimating that.

Why do some people (looking at you, Megan) think sirenea are mermaids? They, like harpies, are birds. BIRDS.

NOt gonna lie. I’m very emotionally invested in this.

Everything about this is so fucking wrong.

I can’t stand Lydia when she starts crap and then interviews that she just wants everyone to be friends and plays innocent.

I HATE LYDIA. She creeps me out.

They absolutely take a side. And that side is their side. Which is usually the wrong side. I mean these were the guys who kept saying the iraq war was no big deal and that elections don’t mean anything and that climate change is fake.

Gee, if only ALL of those statements were false that each and every one of those…

“These people STILL have no idea how anybody could have voted for Trump.” 

> Matt and Trey are Libertarians, so they are not in any side and poke fun on both, like always.

How is it clearly saying that? Having it be more difficult to play as black character to show that it’s not more difficult to be a black person is not satire, or even a joke, really. It wouldn’t make any sense.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Why is the Treasury’s Office of Inspector General SO JEALOUS OF HER?!?!?!

You, and all your grey’d ilk complaining about my use of the word ‘mansplaining’ can kindly take a seat. This is a perfect example of the concept.

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

Oh hey, “both sides”.

No, people not wanting to listen to Milo et al’s inane fucking racist babble is not ‘ruining free speech’ free speech means the government can’t censor you, it doesn’t mean I can’t tell you to shut the fuck up, or make fun of you for your stupid goddamn beliefs. I swear to christ, for hating ‘SJWs’ and ‘Political…