What is a “real-world size” tho

He’s a 35 year old British man—they are famous for being undemonstrative and unemotional.

undemonstrative and unemotional

There are no talented white girls.

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

Whoa. I really did not think this would happen. I hope he can build a life for himself surrounded by supportive people who can try to help him move past this as best he can. And I hope when he sues he gets a shit ton of money.

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

You know people arent required to like taylor, right. Jezebel has never liked taylor swift and they will never like her. I love the commenters that will bitch about jez stanning for beyonce, then get mad when they dont stan for the celeb they like.

Please don’t will this sick thought in to the universe.

Embrace it! I resisted it for too long, and then realized my secret destiny to be a grumpy broad. Now I’m sliding toward 40 and I sense that I will be reborn as a newly hopeful middle aged lady who maybe takes her horoscope a little too seriously but is also really, really fun to drink with.

Trying not to judge. Trying not to judge. Oh fuck it, I’ll judge. No, no, no, no, dear God this is not ok. (Back to the Olympics. The women’s soccer team just took the lead!)

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

“If you come at the (Lilly)King

tfw you don’t get picked for a team but don’t want people to know that you’re deeply hurt and offended and you gotta play it cool

Oh good, yet another fringe candidate that can provide an alternative for all the hipsters who think their feelings mean more than keeping Trump out of office. This gif pretty much sums up my feelings on the whole thing.

Ehhhhhhhhhhh I mean, the title is pretty bad, but calling someone with a foot deformity a “circus freakshow” is really harsh, IMHO. I had surgery a few years ago to fix a foot deformity that runs in my family and makes it difficult to walk, and my foot was definitely botched by nature, if by botched by nature you mean…

If she only pursued attention when performing or marketing her music, you would have a point. She doesn’t. She is constantly pursuing attention. Her fans know literally everything about her life by design.

While I’m sure that having a zillion cameras all up in your face every single day, snapping their shutters like so many cicadas beating their wings must be a very bad way to live

Yeah, you found me.

Ah, so she went the ‘post a photo of both of us, in which the person whose birthday it is looks worse than I do’ route. Better than last year, I guess.