yeah, it’s crazy that no one can understand what she’s saying. I mean, you just turn on that song, and it’s totally obvious. It couldn’t be more clear! Personally, I’m amazed not everyone gets that. I mean, you can say first what the lyrics are? I also know them, but I don’t want to deprive you of the opportunity to…

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All of this sounds like more of an issue with you than with Jonah Hill.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

She’s soaring in the polls and her lead will increase to double digits after the debates.

I feel weird for liking Hillary Clinton. I knows it's an unpopular position. She reminds me of my mom in a good way.

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i demand the stranger things cast be at every award show from now until the end of time and since they were not at this one i give it an F

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…

What is the ostensible reason not to allow an inmate to shower? It's amazing to me the depth of torture we allow prison guards to inflict upon inmates for no reason at all.

It’s pretty gross to accuse a black man of trying to “socially bleach” himself, but it’s particularly gross to minimize a black man like Kanye with that attack. Kanye’s last two albums (Yeezus in particular) directly and critically discussed the state of black men in America— he talked about the evils of private…

Having watched a lot of AHS, I can safely say that the promos are usually around two to three times better than the actual show

This woman is adorably bananas and I love her. I wish there were more people with her spirit.

Remember that when you gaze into the breast the breast also gazes into you.

The dead mother question was so, so, so gross. Low even for this show. I actually cringed.

He’s a dick, but I did agree with some of what he said (the other guys obsessing over him, being their for fame, falling in love in two seconds being pathetic etc.). And I didn’t realize on the show but Evan definitely pushed him first! Not that he didn’t overreact, but still everyone acted like he was totally…

ive said it once and i will say it again