I don’t know who this is, but that is the best thing I’ll see all week!

No shame in that crush. Mine is Brian Dennehy.

The episode about the twin brothers made me cry so hard. And then laugh at the end when he was describing how the neighbor was fine disconnecting from him and his family (including his small children) but didn’t want to disconnect from his dog.

Dennis Quaid, Russell Crowe, John Mellencamp. Has Meg Ryan ever been romantically involved with anyone who wasn’t a man-baby?

I genuinely look forward to their angry howls of impotence when Pumpkin Pinochet doesn’t build the wall.

I suck up ANYTHING anti-Scientology like a 50-cent whore.

Yup, 40 odd feet of boring crap.

I think her decreased alcohol consumption due to her fitness thing probably has had more of an impact than Jesus.

NO HE DOESN’T! He has the best septum. It’s exemplary. His doctor wrote a note about it and everything saying it was the best septum he’d ever seen.

Oh, believe me, it never gets old ;)