My gf is having a bunch of friends over for a party this weekend that I'm absolutely dreading, would you mind stopping by and sucking all the wind outta the room?

Wow I wish I could throw all my worries and sense of responsibility down my throat too.

Remember that kid in the 6th grade that told everyone he fingered a teacher?

I'm not seeing where you got rape out of this one...

I should start a company that sells sex, illicit drugs and transports you from place to place. I'll call it a Limousine.

I have yet to take a cab as clean as any of the Uber rides I've taken.

I'm not sure why this is so hard to believe. People meet people. Occasionally, they want to bone each other.

I mean...it was a nice drift.

Hey, you go ahead and spread whatever hate you want. Religion based hate, race based hate, it's your right! You're still an ignorant bigot though. Bet you wouldn't dare talk shit about Jews or Muslims. You'll just be a bigot toward the easy targets, because you're a coward pandering for acceptance in your bitter…

Remember when MLK Jr said "Fight bigotry with bigotry!"?

Thankfully he leased it instead of going with BMW Select, otherwise he would still owe more than the car is worth.

BMW: Leasing their cars to Americans who don't understand the paperwork for at least...57 years.

Bucee's: Cheap gas AND awesome jerky/snacks/Dr. Pepper slushees.

Remeber how bad Firestone took it regarding the deflating/separating tires on the Ford Explorer? Firestone pretty much disappeared from the consumer tire market (deseverdly so). GM deserves the same thing. Shame since the new Corvette deserves its accolades, but GM sucks forever.

This mirrors what a lot of the European press says. Quick, tidy handling, competent and utterly soporific in fine VW style.

Car and Driver is the magazine thats had the Volt, Malibu, and freakin 300C on their 10best list over the last few years.

Car and Driver just said it was the bestest car evers VW pays them a lot in advertising dollars...

I dunno... When the halmark agency of boringness calls a car boring, there might be some merit...

Consumer Reports needs to decide what kind of publication it wants to be.

Its not suppose to be grown up though. You grow up and buy a dull Audi. The Gti is suppose to be brash and angry and FUN. VW dropped the ball on this one