8 years ago ffs.

ignore

They literally went into production the other day, with a budget of 1 billion dollars for 4 movies. This whole thread is just the worst.

I understand it did well.

What’s your movie called?

It is football. It’s Association Football, as opposed to Rugby Football, American Football or Aussie-rules Football.

Next you’ll be saying it’s not pronounced “Hyooston.”

Don’t be a bell-end.

Are you okay?

WTF is a wor-yer? It’s wor-y-er.

Trump means fart. Donald is rhyming slang for having a shit. And John is American slang for toilet. President Shit Toilet Fart.

I’ve heard the term “netherlands” used as a euphemism for crotch before.

Ah our Aussie cousins, their lack of self awareness is the gift that keeps on giving.

I used to have a mate who would regularly walk into a room and say “Alright cunts?”

The word “bollocks” is indeed the dog’s bollocks.

Jag-you-arr

They must be southerners or something. Up north, it’s roof like hoof.

It’s “cellar” to you pal. There is no basement.

“Twat” means the same as “vagina” in the same way that “fuck off” means “go away” i.e. not at all.

Somebody should write an app