I’m flashing back to that scene from Thank You For Smoking where Rob Lowe tries to pitch Aaron Eckhart a scene from his hypothetical movie where some astronauts are lighting up in the afterglow of sex on a space station.

I have not seen this yet but I feel completely secure saying that Chris Carter should not be allowed to professionally write anything ever again, whether it be episodic television or film.

Taking a cue from the Sarah Huckabee Sanders Obfuscation Shittalk Playbook: Look, Mr. Carrey clearly wasn’t saying that Mrs. Sanders has a Grotesque Resting Grunt Face, as been reported by the media, but you if you look at the issue, he was clearly advocating the clarity of vision in his art pieces as well as…

Thank you very much for saying this. Conservatives are bad but liberals have been getting on my nerves lately because they seem to be heading down the same dark alley by egging Oprah on. Colbert was the last person guilty of such idolatry.

Zach Galifianakis’s character in The Campaign was jockeying to be elected as a congressman, not president, Sean.

The big thing Smile Time has on this is the puppet design was something believable to come from a children’s morning show. 

Die Hand Die Verletzt meets The Calusari with bits of Invocation.

Fifth time, actually. This is however the first time he had a character-character, as opposed to some guy Mulder and Scully interacted with.

Sometimes I forget that Dexter toiled around Showtime for eight(!) seasons. So many once promising Showtime shows sit around for three or four seasons past their expiration date.  

When you’re getting the Hungry Man TV Dinner equivalent of The West Wing, this is something the creative team hoped you wouldn’t notice.

I don’t understand why Jesse thinks Lady Bird was egregiously snubbed of an editing nomination. Could someone please elaborate for me...

This is the most attention Dash has gotten in 23 years.

I like that you can move the word terrible to before next in this headline and still get the same effect.

What are the odds they’re playing some version of the Koch Brothers by way of Rebekah Mercer?

Especially when it’s a shitty cover from what sounds like a boyband...

Whenever my mind drifts to Zero Effect, the thought it’s often accompanied with is I wish Jake Kasdan would revisit the character again in some form, preferably a series of novels where he could flesh him out more.

I own a copy that I believe I bought from Amazon, which it looks like is still available out there.

The fact that we’re seriously discussing if a faulty crockpot kills a guy on a fictional soap opera means that the This is Us writers are laughing at us... 

Geez these older Americans are such moochers...

Everything you said is not what the movie is about.