That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

This is always that guy, I watched a Hyundai hatchback blow through a 110 kph camera doing at least 130 so he is getting the ticket. My wife watched it and went “well they have idiots here too.”

or just done a sick kickflip and said forget it to his worries

Jesus wept. And then, according to the new textbooks approved by Secretary DeVos, he climbed atop his T-Rex and headed to Galilee.

Biff taking future knowledge to affect how much money he had in the past is off limits.

Is there a German word for expecting terrible things, them turning out worse, and you feel validated and depressed?

Here, have some more:

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

Imagine Salem Media converting all their sites into operatives seeking to take down a Democrat ruler like Obama or Hillary. How far away would the shrieks of outrage be heard - Pluto, the next galaxy over or the far side of the Universe?

Aubrey Plaza

Edit: Nice cleanup there; deleting your nonsense FBI comment.

A brief history of Russia explained through weapons

Cthulhu monsters i’m calling it. 

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I’m going to argue a few points here.

So witches float and wizards sink?

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I love how people immediately jump on the bandwagon with stuff like this. They immediately tweet out a response like, “Off Wendy’s forever! How dare they use a racist, bigoted meme like this!”