It’s funny because he’s supposed to be a real doctor, so you would think he would know that the test Trump took is for screening for dementia and is not all that difficult ... unless you’re suffering from dementia.

“Donald Trump took a cognitive test. He got 30 out of 30 right. I hear it’s a very difficult test. I do not think Joe Biden would do well on that test. Is that a fair assessment based on what I’m observing?”

They think the world is a prison and they are the prison guards.

This selfishness is only equalled by its stupidity. What’s so gross about these people hoarding gasoline in shopping bags and Igloo coolers is that they can’t really do anything with it, and they know that. They’d rather have it and discard it in several weeks than let anyone else have it now. There’s a certain sect…

As a high schooler, an older friend -- an absolutely wild person herself --would regularly place her hands on my shoulders and advise me, “Don’t stick your dick in crazy.”

Who amongst us has not been young and stuck our dick in crazy?

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”

“Don’t worry, it’s really not that bad. We investigated ourselves and everything’s fine - no need to look into this any further. Also, hey...federal gov, bb u up? We need some cash for cleanup and exec bonuses.”

“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

This seems idiotic to me. Who cares where the candidate worked? When I interview someone, the main question I am trying to answer “Is this person an asshole?” regardless of previous employer. I’ve done well in every company I’ve worked, include some fully stocked with assholes. That says that people are flexible and…

I’d say the opposite. Having Pilot Super Sports on a Honda Accord is more poser.

Do you have a car with the latest ZF auto? If not, you really don’t have the right to say that. I am a web developer, social media coordinator and Meteorologist. I am up on the latest and greatest of technology while having to do plenty of my own coding.

Smart design shouldn’t be confusing it should be intuitive.

I don’t understand what you are arguing for here. Should we engineer cars to make their primary controls more complicated and disparate? With subtler operational status feedback so it takes a concerted effort to look or feel what state the control is in? This will improve vehicle operation and safety, how?

Re-engineering simple things to be hard is not the same as monkey-proofing that helps create the next level of airhead monkeys.

If you like that, you’ll like the view from my beer goggles even more.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

Maybe 6 is for regular mode, and 7 is for EPA cheating mode?