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Cynics: Bullshit.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

They should watch this, then.

“This is why a manual transmission drive is never a smooth experience.”

Not the way I ride.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer, and I think when ours is fine for the time being. And I always know deep down that I’m gonna lose that fight and have to raise $640 million in bonds for a new dryer. Sheesh!

I just contacted the seller and he wants the money in cash.

Looking at the source data, one of the more surprising things about this list is, they all refer to one busy, stubborn couple in Buffalo who did all of this damage in the parking lot at New Era Field, tailgating before various Bills games this season. Except the dart gun guy. He’s a Jill Stein voter from Wisconsin.

The Germans solved the road wear-and-tear problem by making cars that are too expensive to buy and never leave the shop.

Surface has to be redone pretty regularly if you don’t do it right in the first place. I can’t talk for American methods of paving, but here in Germany I don’t recall the perfectly-intact and patch free main roads I use regularly being worked on in the last 15 years, so I don’t doubt the process used isn’t durable if…

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

Not pictured: Guy holding camera and platter full of donuts.

I wish developers who create things with strong implicit biases, could just admit they did so with bias involved. As humans, certain experiences make it very easy to create things that cater specifically narrow standards, right?

I feel like admitting that we are flawed and can always do better, is way more acceptable…

The thing with Belichick is that he hates 99% of the stupid questions that reporters ask (and I don’t blame him). But every once in a while he’ll get asked an actual football question and suddenly he’ll give you a 10 minute strategy dissertation off the cuff.