Not the way I ride.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer, and I think when ours is fine for the time being. And I always know deep down that I’m gonna lose that fight and have to raise $640 million in bonds for a new dryer. Sheesh!

This is one of the very rare circumstances where I look at a situation and say “I can’t believe my premiums are indirectly supporting this fucking idiot.”

He was only off by two feet.

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I always thought he was sucking his thumb and crying. Like a baby mad that he didn’t get his toy. IDK why I never saw the dog laughing at me, I always thought I was letting him down and so I needed to do better to make him happy. Now, let me tell you about my Father...

but really, I thought his palm was white and…

I just contacted the seller and he wants the money in cash.

Looking at the source data, one of the more surprising things about this list is, they all refer to one busy, stubborn couple in Buffalo who did all of this damage in the parking lot at New Era Field, tailgating before various Bills games this season. Except the dart gun guy. He’s a Jill Stein voter from Wisconsin.

The probes are out there bopping along over 10 billion miles from Earth. When they push data back home, they’re using radio transmitters with 23 watts of power. 23 piddling watts—less than half the wattage of a typical 60 watt weak light bulb.

The Germans solved the road wear-and-tear problem by making cars that are too expensive to buy and never leave the shop.

Surface has to be redone pretty regularly if you don’t do it right in the first place. I can’t talk for American methods of paving, but here in Germany I don’t recall the perfectly-intact and patch free main roads I use regularly being worked on in the last 15 years, so I don’t doubt the process used isn’t durable if…

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

And yet still thinner than your mom.

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average…

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

I thought James Carville was just a turtle who traded in his shell for human clothes...

Best possible apocalypse scenario.

I wish developers who create things with strong implicit biases, could just admit they did so with bias involved. As humans, certain experiences make it very easy to create things that cater specifically narrow standards, right?

I feel like admitting that we are flawed and can always do better, is way more acceptable…

The thing with Belichick is that he hates 99% of the stupid questions that reporters ask (and I don’t blame him). But every once in a while he’ll get asked an actual football question and suddenly he’ll give you a 10 minute strategy dissertation off the cuff.