Not the way I ride.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer, and I think when ours is fine for the time being. And I always know deep down that I’m gonna lose that fight and have to raise $640 million in bonds for a new dryer. Sheesh!

I just contacted the seller and he wants the money in cash.

Looking at the source data, one of the more surprising things about this list is, they all refer to one busy, stubborn couple in Buffalo who did all of this damage in the parking lot at New Era Field, tailgating before various Bills games this season. Except the dart gun guy. He’s a Jill Stein voter from Wisconsin.

The Germans solved the road wear-and-tear problem by making cars that are too expensive to buy and never leave the shop.

Surface has to be redone pretty regularly if you don’t do it right in the first place. I can’t talk for American methods of paving, but here in Germany I don’t recall the perfectly-intact and patch free main roads I use regularly being worked on in the last 15 years, so I don’t doubt the process used isn’t durable if…

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

Not pictured: Guy holding camera and platter full of donuts.

have you checked the article this is being sourced on? foxnews did a segment on this and the intel agency like the CIA and NSA wont even face congress or give any details about it?

Facts? Have any been presented? Or are we just taking their word for it, like with Sadaam Hussein having weapons of mass destruction?

This is still based on anonymous sources that Glenn Greenwald already tore to shreds as far as I can tell. When will we get some real information in these stories, or does the news just have to cite earlier news until it develops itself into truth? I am getting sick of being played by the powerful and baiting me into…

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

I wish developers who create things with strong implicit biases, could just admit they did so with bias involved. As humans, certain experiences make it very easy to create things that cater specifically narrow standards, right?

I feel like admitting that we are flawed and can always do better, is way more acceptable…

The thing with Belichick is that he hates 99% of the stupid questions that reporters ask (and I don’t blame him). But every once in a while he’ll get asked an actual football question and suddenly he’ll give you a 10 minute strategy dissertation off the cuff.