BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

Listen, anyone who tells you you have to poop indoors is a god damned liar.

I already got that.

Don’t forget about fucking Leo dicaprio with impunity. That’s aces.

I wish I were a bear. If I were a bear, I wouldn’t have to listen to politics, or feel guilt, or poop indoors. I could be free to live my life and no one would look at me like I was crazy for tearing a backpacker’s throat out.

Seemed to work out ok.

That being said, the bigger thing was letting him hit in the 8th. That was dumb. That run was probably bigger than having your #1 closer still in the game.

No.

Please let Cleveland blow a 3-1 lead

You realize this is not a criminal trial, right?

Can we create a law that states we get no information about the accuser or the accused until after the trial has been concluded? In this country you are supposed to be considered innocent until proven guilty but with the way our society is set up there is no way either person can say they got a fair trial because most…

He’s a perfect baseball announcer. I think he’s a little too dry for football.

Counterpoint:

and he (usually) calls a good game.