Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

Mattress technology has skyrocketed over the last decade!!!!

Why wouldn’t husbands and wives just go on their own damned shopping excursions unless there is something to be procured that is of interest to both of them? I have never understood this tired-out cliche of the poor dumbass whiny husband being “dragged” shopping by the demanding wife. The last time my wife and I went…

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

Sure, it’s only illegal if someone catches you, right?

I’m required to call my employer to remind them to send me my paycheck every two weeks, too.

Say “big nothing burger” on more fucking time, you mealy mouthed, fuck bag, pedo faced, goddamned shitass. This asstards are the prime example of mother fuckers who talk shit behind a force-field. They are goddamn laughing at all of our true and honest expressions of concern. It’s so goddamn abusive, and it’s…

What a baby. In my church league nothing short of a compound fracture keeps the big fellas out. Hell, I’ve been playing on an STD for weeks. The real issue here is with the fortitude of these young men. Either pony up or saddle off chief. I pay far too much for cable for this nonsense and frankly I’ve had enough.

Because Florida’s roads are fucked-up deathtraps, and by the time police were done with this wreck, there were calls for another dozen collisions in town. They have to blame somebody, and can’t bother investigating things (anyplace else, it’d be inexplicable that it took so long for cops to “discover” this video).

Lavar said that if Lebron played on the Lakers with Lonzo they’d win the title. I’m related news, if I played with Lebron on the lakers they’d win the title but I wouldn’t take so many bad threes.

The Lakers are in real trouble when Nick Young looks like the smart one.

He is a tower of ham and cheese. His show is glorious, and it really suffers when they have a substitute host for him.

If you’re not watching In the Kitchen with David, I don’t know what to tell you.

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It’s true their characters were supporting roles to the primary plot line which is, of course, the burgeoning romance between McGarrett and Danny. But, really, every role is secondary to that storyline.

I’m all for equal pay and all, but damn, that is one HUGE leap in logic you got there, and then you based this entire article on it.

On the plus side, with “I’m a corncob who eats trash,” you’ve inadvertently created the best Kinja handle since “Smirking Bristol Chimp No. 347.”

I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”

OR it could just be he’s a prick with serious anger management issues and an itchy trigger finger. Saying whether it was racially motivated or not does nothing to take back that action. I do hope he gets a long time in the hole and only gets a chance for parole once he’s a senior citizen. He took away this young…

the big 10 has a boring garbage product and no one wants to watch it let alone contribute to it. back when the old big east was around they were plenty bruising but werent running the full 35 on every possession. their fans watch because the only alternative is literally watch corn grow