More like however long it takes...

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Seattle? More like Rainattle, amirite?

Well, no, because there wasn’t any US corruption revealed in the email leaks. It’s just a bunch of DNC members saying shitty things about Bernie Sanders when it was already clear that Clinton was going to secure enough delegates for the nomination. It’s not something they should’ve done, but it didn’t flip what…

The 49ers are trash. Nick Saban couldn’t get 3 wins with this team. It’s a sad state of affairs when you blame the coach when there is literally nothing he can do with the level of awful he has to coach. Too many injuries.

You honestly couldn’t assess any coach based on one year with this team. The injuries were insane (two potential starting WRs before game one, both inside linebackers by game 4, 18 people on IR before the end of the season), plus they’re generally talent deficient overall.
I don’t know if Kelly is a good coach but I…

Right? I wasn’t nervous at all when we went up 4-1. Not at all. “What could go wrong?” I said to myself.

“Unless using the following phrase, “That fucking cock-shit Chip Kelly is a bitch asshole” which will result in a coupon for one (1) free small soda at a later date.”

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

*Baylor & FSU slowly back out of room *

“WE WON’T PLAY BECAUSE THESE SUSPENSIONS ARE BULLSHIT!”
“Actually, here’s the evidence...”
“So they did what now? ...Ok, what time do we show up? Don’t tell my parents, k?

Just imagine being a WR on Louisville, practicing your route running, making difficult catches, your footwork, your speed. And when gameday rolls around you get out there, and you break wide open down the field, you turn to look back for the ball that you know is coming your way and you see your QB running the ball…

Any speech that starts with “oh snap y’all this crazy” is going to be a classic, and Jackson’s didn’t fail to live up to that legendary opening.

What?!?! You mean there may be some gray areas and subtle complexities in the world. My tv tells me to only think in absolutes.

I’ve always heard that you should be careful with how you handle peppers. Now I know why.

And that kids, is how I met your Mother.

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

I work in NewarK, NJ and I feel safer there as a gay woman than I do in Ocean County where I live and which went for Trump in a big way.

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It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.