God, Skyrim’s combat looks even worse (if that were possible) with a dark souls veneer over it.

The fact that I can’t enjoy this awesome looking game alone without getting griefed by losers is enough to prevent me from buying it. Games like this desperately need an offline mode.

please elaborate on this original vision. I’m really curious!

Best version of this handshake:

Not guilty. Also not a boor who whines about jokes.

You must be a joy at parties.

Worse: imagine a party with people who throw fits over jokes they don’t like.

Blame the fact that stupid americans watch any one of those three shows more than king of the hill (which is a vastly superior show, admittedly).

“Toxic Shitpile”

Acute but misplaced moral outrage? In an internet post? I’m shocked.

I think MacFarlane’s humor sucks, but I love the dude for bringing back Cosmos.

Your analogy doesn’t even fit here. This is more like me saying I have candy. Then you buy the candy. You don’t like the candy. You sue.

Keep trying. You’re doing a great job.

Nope, not saying that at all. Try reading and you’ll get there eventually, counselor.

lol ok, Mr. University of Phoenix, Esq.

You clearly don’t understand that an advertisement is not a contract. Run along.

HAHAHA

Where did this idea that you get to sue if a game disappoints you come from?

While you enjoy a great game I’m sure some idiot is sitting out there happy that this wasn’t hampered to run on consoles.

So go buy one. You aren’t a victim here and this isn’t an unfixable situation.

Valve pls make millennial mode.

Countdown for the “downgrade” idiots to say this looks just like the normal game.