Even Musk’s trolling is innovative.

This was clearly Matt Farah’s rejection letter...

I’ll save everyone the trouble of Googling a “pink fairy armadillo”...

Well written Gawker take-down piece. Oh wait...

I’m both impressed and amused that you have a model of a Volvo V40 wagon.

Porsche does have a dealer infrastructure they could use, though.

I can perfectly illustrate the problem this can cause...

Article shows up on Jalopnik; Kinja be trollin’...

If you followed him on twitter you would have already seen a picture of the dog.

I foresee a DeMurano Crosscabriolet in your future...

They’ve pissed off Bentley, why not Jag and Audi too, eh?

Seems legit.

Maybe that’s why you don’t work for Porsche anymore...

If they didn’t make it a crossover, they would have offered it only with the CVT, because Nissan.

So the lesson for today is never buy GM and always buy Mazda. Got it.

Why are all manufacturers pasting tablets on the dash now?? Ugh... This trend needs to die a quick death.

Nissan lost me when they put CVTs in everything and started marketing them as “sports” cars/sedans/SUVs/etc... Sport and CVT are mutually exclusive, and marketing them as such is disingenuous and just plain wrong. I want to like Nissan, really I do, but until they stop with this CVT nonsense I’m a hater.

Is that an Eagle Speedster I spy? HHNNNNGGGG!

She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine.

This. So much this.