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No! I used my Twitter account for the first time in years to yell at Andy Cohen for not letting us see them!

Maybe the phone has a Lyme Journey app.

I’m a lightweight. That was more than enough.

Except for all the people who ran straight to the blood bank.

I also lurked for at least a month before commenting. Shy five!

Finally someone has done the right thing.

Now I can’t stop staring at this necklace... So. Shiny.

TOTALLY thought that was fake but still clicked out of curiosity.

Twitter has really improved this election.

You knew Paz De La Huerta would be on that list. I imagine she's had encounters with every A list ghost.

This sort of excuse-making is part of what’s wrong with our community. If someone has to throw chairs at people to do their job, fuck them. We deserve better.

Lol but it makes sense, if you were a horny, lonely ghost and you could have your pick of humans, wouldn’t you go for the celebs, too?

It me.

Who was the unwitting victim that you texted that text to?

Bobby, that Khloe emoji message is the best thing evah.

Go to any bar in America at closing time and you’ll find at least one Nice Guy drunkenly letting the mask slip.

Yep. Be genuinely nice, but have a strong sense of self and convictions.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

May he end up on Bachelor in Paradise. It is his destiny.