the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

The second I read those three sentences, I thought “Okay, that’s why everyone loves Monty Williams so much.” The kind of person who can say something like that, in that situation, is the kind of person who is going to be loved by a lot of people.

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

i still do not get all the love for jubilee. i didnt find her to be any more smart, genuine, attractive or “complicated” as anyone else in this cast. the only contestant ive even seen to be “above” this whole process was sharleen. girl was too good for 99.9% of todays population.

Evidently the last person who told him not to write outside of the margins got stabbed with a Bic pen.

You are what is wrong with breathing.

Get ready for a week long conversation about What Your Kids Are Doing On The Internet. I bet Chris Hansen’s media schedule is booked until next Tuesday.

If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

Francesca then closed the show yesterday by listing all the stops on the 7 train and knocking over a Diet Coke

Meanwhile, over on FAN, Mike Francesa spent 22 minutes thinking out loud about what kind of entree Cam Newton would pick for his wedding. “The salmon... maybe the salmon.... but fish, you know.... maybe the poahk?”

Your coke, Kitty:

It’s amazing how companies still fall into the Streisand Effect.

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

I didn’t care one bit about any of the characters, and as soon as it was over, I thought, Meh. I don’t conflate gore and snow covered landscapes with interesting.

And then, as I was about to tell them directly that I was not interested, one of them TOOK MY NOTEBOOK AND PEN OUT OF MY HANDS and said, “Why would you want to spend time in a fantasy world when you could spend it in reality with us?”

Yep. This.

Sarah Brightman is a goddess. No regrets.

That..........Is.........So..........Funny!