Imma just leave this right here.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT.

I’m changing my answer. If Brianna (Vicki’s daughter) ever gets promoted to Real Housewife, she is BY FAR my first pick.

Jayne, sorry. Tried to edit. *hangs head in shayme*

Does it have to be from RHONY? Because I’d chose Erika Jayne like *snapsTHATsnaps*

I’m still holding out hope for the return of the Hartford Whalers.

BLESS YOU for posting this.

That might be the reason. Less of a chance of intersecting circles.

And yet Ryan Lochte gets “punished” by being on Dancing With the Stars.

‘scuse me, Imma go get rid of some rage.

[Full disclosure: This has probably been mentioned, but I’m not going to read through all the comments to confirm it.]

The best line, however, was “...but unfortunately, y’know, we can’t do that yet with science.”

Don’t watch the Olympics. I go to bed in the fetal position.

*sigh*

Jen-ny Boy-lan *clap clap clapclapclap*

Honest question - I watched both seasons of I Am Cait (I f$#king LOVE Jenny Boylan, btw) - did she actually WANT to be an ambassador for the trans community? I started to get the feeling that this was a role she fell/was forced into because she was so “visible,” rather than something she set out to do. I kinda feel…

You could not pay me enough.

“It doesn’t need to be a topic, I’ll just tell them we talked about it,” Jordan said to JoJo before she went to meet the non-Aaron portions of his family.

Vanessa Selbst also tweeted a note about her bracelet bet with Jason Mercier.

They give you pre-paid shipping bags to send back used capsules for recycling. You can also bring used capsules to any Nespresso boutique and they’ll take them from you. I wish they’d offer a capsule credit or other incentives, but at the very least, you can rest easily knowing that you can, in fact, recycle used…

They give you pre-paid shipping bags to send back used capsules for recycling. You can also bring used capsules to…

brb, gonna rage-vomit.

WHEN DOES THE NEXT SEASON START TELL ME NOW CAPS LOCK