Bonus points for yelling “SMACK THAT ASS” when you destroy your car on the landing

People who survived tend to have survived.

No, I think a Guy Fieri joke is perfect in times like this. I’d bet Bourdain would want that.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Welp if I had enough disposable income I would reward Yeti in their stand against a domestic terrorist group. That said I am on a hot dogs and domestic beer budget so my money goes to Rtic, Igloo, and whoever else can be purchased at WallyWorld for whatever is left in my wallet after .gov, MD, and my bills have taken…

We’re witnessing the decline. It was a good run, and we’ll still be #1!!! for the rest of my life, but man, I’m looking at my niece and nephew and thinking “good luck kiddos!”

I’m calling CP due to salvage title and missing interior. There’s just not enough original R32 goodies left to be worth it at this price. Drop it to $5000ish and you have a really fun understeer machine on the autocross course.

3 Row Cherokee = Cheromander or Charmander

I hated Logano till I found about his kids charity, now I want to shake his hand with my right but still land a haymaker with my left.

Since Bentley is aligned with VWAG in the axis of evil I’m saying that red button is the disregard the EPA emissions setting.

Is that a Harrison Ford Falcon?

The cheap Dickies ain’t bad (~$25 on Amazon). They last a long time, but are cheap enough that if you find yourself soaking in something like oil or kerosene and you don’t want to attempt cleaning them, you can trash them and get another pair. My only complaint is that they need a “beer gut” option; a cut that has…

Desired demographic: “Old white people with money.”

Just imagine H2Oi + The Senior Citizen Olympics... Greatest event ever.

He’s a virgin that talks about vehicles. It’s a straightforward name man

It’s supposed to be grass. Because he would tear handfuls of grass out of the turf and throw them around when he came on the field at home games. It was his “thing.” And Ravens fans think it was the most awesome shit ever because they suffer from a collective mental handicap.

A team of neurologists and surgeons told my wife’s parents that her head injuries from a car wreck were so severe she would never be able to look after herself again, never be able to walk more than a few paces.

I worked in a Subway for 4-years in the 1990s. We would get requests like this ALL THE TIME. Mostly from shift workers who wanted to build it 4-6 hours later so it was not soggy. Whatever, we did it. Because it was our job, and its what the customer wanted. The only rules our boss had was that we had to cut the…

When ripping off other peoples work, one can’t be bothered to actually view the content prior to stealing it. That’s rule number 1 of blogging man.......