HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?

Out of University I worked for a private company based out of the Buffalo area. Eventually I ended up as President. I was fortunately afforded the opportunity to work out of Chicago and commute every other week.

I'm so proud of my hometown.

No it’s not just an innocent post. I’m sick of people trying to cast gun owners as assailants or bigots. I’m sick of people calling for or blindly supporting unconstitutional legislative proposals. On a positive note, liberals have been the best gun salesmen over the past 7yrs.

This is a joke, right? It’s laughable. What about Anheuser Busch or Miller Brewing Company? What about GM or Toyota? You Ms. Horn are a misguided blogger, which is an all too common occurrence. There is NOTHING wrong with supporting the aforementioned firearms companies. Go live in France if you believe in that…

I was under the assumption that really attractive women never pooped. Is this wrong?

“I tend to look at the glass half-full, so let me be the first to congratulate the Bills fans on being able to read”

The game (monday nighter?) Favre played when his dad died is still one of the grossest piece of TV I’ve ever seen. The slobbering over him and focus on it was horrific. I get real uncomfortable when sports producers focus so much on death and how games are being played as “tributes”.

This is the worst comment of the day. I stand with rand. Other politicians taking under the table donations can go blow sauce.

Rand Paul is the best candidate... If you enjoy freedom and value the Constitution that is.

Oh? None of it makes sense?

I will no longer click on anything Michael Ballaban is involved with. What an ignorant close minded hipster coward.

Ahh politics, just what readers of Jalopnik look for here

Huh. Same could be said about Bernie. I get that this is Gawker, but why don’t you guys work on keeping the politics out?

Gawker rule 1... never miss a chance to take a cheap shot at a candidate you don’t agree with, or more likely, don’t understand.

Why would you blame gun laws? The guy was mentally ill. He, his mother and his counselor/Dr./Priest/Pastor should have the support and freedom to intervene and provide help. This is a heart issue, not an issue about guns.

Great article! You inspired me to double up on preworkout. Let’s wipe that fat up! #fuckyeahfacetingles

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Meanwhile modified coal rolling brodozers get a free pass...

I just made this particular one. Good, or not harsh enough?