As much as anyone is in the sense that I've yet to find a libertarian who is ideologically consistent.

And Trey says that satire is hard.

My brother actually gave me the book that SWPL released for Christmas several years ago, which I had forgotten about until I cleaned out my closet last weekend.

And yet, my initial comment here is a thousand times less snarky than the one I wrote that in response to, plays off a joke someone else had made, rather than out of nowhere lament someone elses success, and still doesn't address your lack of personal success or talent.
(Note I make no claims to my own talent or…

So that's the part you're choosing to run with? The (admittedly) weak joke at the end, rather than the part where I let you know you were missing information that drastically changes who (if anyone) should be offended? Good on you my friend.

Also, has anyone become more famous for missing out by THAT much, on being famous?

Is there a place to send him care packages or something?

Please. Keep making my point for me.

No, I compared Joey Fatone to Ringo.

Did you actually follow the link and see the picture from the same costume store? Because what it says is "Sheik/Fagin" and what it actually shows is a "sheik". If you go to the costume shop looking for a curly red wig would you look to see if it said "Bozo" or "Annie"?

Right? I'm SO ready to move on and shit talk someone more talented and successful than I am. This one has gotten boring!

Yeah, but that's like how Joey Fatone got the most fan letters in NSYNC and banged models. It was mostly out of pity with the letters, and the desire of people to fuck someone more famous than themselves.

Isn't Pete Best dead too?

If there's one Beatle who probably needs to shop at a thrift store it's Ringo though. You know, relative to the two dead ones, and the one who was the most famous and cutest.

The modern stereotypical image of Jews has as much to do with the peyos as it does the nose, which is probably why no one in his group thought it was in anyway anti-semitic.

Yeah seriously, screw that guy for playing his biggest hit when he does a concert. Because what musicians love is playing the same song over and over again.

But if it never happened then it never got cancelled so hard that it never happened, meaning that you just created a paradox that could destroy the planet.