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I always liked it but I have a soft spot for non-wagon hatchbacks ever since my dad bought an ‘89 Mazda 626

...and yes, Jalopnik staff you have my permission to put that on a shirt and sell it. As long as the proceeds are split equally between Jalopnik and Mazda. 

You’re part of the problem.

Agreed. Ford should have taken the Taurus SHO, made a coupe version with a shorter wheelbase (not super-chopped, keep some rear legroom), and called it the Thunderbird. It’d be a great halo car that isn’t a Mustang or GT.

*Quietly, from the back*

A thousand times this. I’m so sick of sharing the road with people who are so selfish that they would rather blind other drivers and pedestrians than to drive a few MPH slower on dark roads. It’d be nice to get home at night and not be seeing spots!

I think you blame online retailers, then blame foreigners, then blame Obama, then call everyone a communist, then change the bun to brioche and add aged cheddar cheese then charge $17 for an artisan burger which only cost $0.12 extra to make.

Too bad I saw this too late.... I “treated” a car like this once and it was one of my proudest successes. Sadly I started making pictures only after I was already done getting the trash out of the car.

“Not so good, Al.” *

Is that a snow plow?

Great track toy that, surprisingly enough not many people have? Viper GTS.

I really hope they stick with the suicide doors, from the concept, they're awesome.

The Ultimate Douchebag Machine

Extra long back doors just in case your privileged children tend to miss banging the door into less desirable vehicles 

BMW X7 in Live And Let Die

The mushrooms growing inside is actually impressive.

Lol. I was thinking Road Blasters myself. Either work.

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The Muppet Show was for kids, but it wasn’t childish.

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