Family near my cabin has a sprinter that they have too many kids for- this may be what they need, other than a tubal ligation

“Help us, Siri, we’re suddenly lost in the ocean!”

The Trans-Am.

Shut it down, folks, we have a winner!

Woah! I’ve never been “proud” of a makeup brand, but this article did it. I’ve been wearing e.l.f. Cosmetics since I came out as trans a decade ago. To date, it’s the only brand that matches my skin tone right on point without making me spend a disgusting amount of money. So heck yeah, I’m going to keep on buying that…

Lincoln Blackwood. Ford started with a perfectly good pickup truck and made it both infinitely worse and more expensive!

no you misunderstood I was the lead engineer, I was in charge of putting lead in the thing to ummm reduce vibrations !

I don’t think Ford can replicate the success of Maverick. It was designed to be fuel efficient from the start and sacrifices a lot of truck things in order to achieve that efficiency. It was a success because it is a contrarian gambit; being a small, truck focused on efficiency in a market where buyers demand huge,…

At least your truck “looks like the future” ... on a tow truck.

“Tesla really rushed these trucks out, what a nightmare.”

I thought what Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes did for Trump would normally be rewarded with an AVN??? 

Alright, paid family leave, let me follow down this rabbit hole...

I refuse to give the Daily Mail my clicks, but ... Matt Gaetz is engaged? To a human woman?? His son boyfriend must be devastated.

The state of Texas has filed suit against Japan and Subaru demanding a recount and a decertifying of the logo.

Hey Jez - can we stop using terms for positions that refer to people’s sex/gender? We no longer use terms like “mailman” and “mailwoman” or “fireman” - we use gender neutral terms like mail carrier and firefighter. Why cling to the terms “congressman” and “congresswoman” when “member of congress” (or representative…

I don’t — if he went on a crime spree, he’d only harm himself.

I believe this article gets the “NO SHIT” award of the morning, at least.  

Looks at can of beans.

It’s great up here. Feels  good to live on a planet that doesn’t judge you for ordering a hot dog as a side dish.