Family near my cabin has a sprinter that they have too many kids for- this may be what they need, other than a tubal ligation

You kids these days with your fancy muscaria gummies!
Back in my day, if you wanted to get high off of fly agaric, you had to force-feed it to your pet reindeer and then drink the muscimol (fermented reindeer piss), or wait around and drink the piss of the person who previously drank the muscimol... sometimes up to 8 ti…

“Help us, Siri, we’re suddenly lost in the ocean!”

I will stick to licking Toads.

I object to fentanyl being described as “toxic.” That just promotes the propaganda of the ignorant. It is an opiate and as such, it has potential side effects including sedation, respiratory depression, constipation, dry mouth, and physical or psychological dependence. It is no different from any other opiate in that…

Well I’d rather die than spend six hours on a flight, sober and awake 

The Trans-Am.

Shut it down, folks, we have a winner!

Protomolecule confirmed

Woah! I’ve never been “proud” of a makeup brand, but this article did it. I’ve been wearing e.l.f. Cosmetics since I came out as trans a decade ago. To date, it’s the only brand that matches my skin tone right on point without making me spend a disgusting amount of money. So heck yeah, I’m going to keep on buying that…

Lincoln Blackwood. Ford started with a perfectly good pickup truck and made it both infinitely worse and more expensive!

My new favorite Hemsworth role...

And so it was later

If he plays it like he played Dementus in Furiousa? Hell yes.

The presidential candidate from the “party of law and order” is a convicted felon and can’t even vote for himself in his home state.

Also easy to confuse them with Picard sweats, which is where your bald head perspires after eating spicy foods because you are English, but pretending to be French.

Agreed, eh?