Why respond to a Somethings Awful article? That's the whole point of the site, to mock and insult other things on the internet. You aren't meant to take it personally. Unless your Nathan Rabin, that's pretty personal. Then again, the criticisms are pretty fair.

@nickname

Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to.

Just hand out the fucking awards
Like they did at the Golden Globes that one year and everyone said it was the best award show in years because it wasn't full of celebrities patting each other on the back and sifting through teleprompter jokes. No more fancy ass "wow" set pieces. This is the internet age, no one is…

Lost: The Game was fun for about 10 minutes when you go "whoa, I'm walking around the hatch, way cool!" then they tried to answer the mysteries of the show on their own and it was a huge joke. Whatever, 1000 achievement points.

No I think the reader rating slider must have been in some package with their new web layout or something. "Get this layout and you get a free user rating tool!" and they thought why the fuck not.

@Booth

let's rebuild him, for exactly six million dollars.

Call me
Dr. Fu Manfirst

facebook faces?

Dawn of the Dead….

what does that even mean.

Edgar Wright should make everything.

how dare you.

What?
Zack Snyder made a shitty movie? NO!

Thanks, dork.

Obama is a Nazi.. Obama is a Communist.

No that title was corrected for sensitive audiences.

Please
Don't Comedy.

That's the problem with giant chain companies. Instead of liquidating and selling everything at a lower price, they just transfer everything to other stores. They'll get maximum profit if it's the last thing they do - they'll never give you a deal you greedy fucking pirate!