I like Cadbury Eggs for some reason and still agree with this tweet. Whatever, everything’s a tweet now.

Every sign-off ever should be, “You bet your ass a hot dog is a sandwich.” Thanks Kevin.

Mr. Skinner, my high school English teacher, insisted all papers be folded vertically before handing them in. One of the best teachers I ever had.

You got a problem with Boise?

The clarification is still a bit mysterious. Barring emergency, the bridges over the Chicago river—including Michigan Ave—are raised only during brief periods in the fall and spring which are scheduled well in advance. That is, high summer is about as far away from the city cracking open Michigan Ave as you can get.

Bless you.

Please. The inevitable presidential dick pic is going to be Trump’s official Smithsonian portrait.

Thanks for talking about the right things, Hamilton. It would be helpful to understand exactly how PE assigns debt to the companies they buy, since this little bit of financial sorcery is batshit on its face.

None of this answers the obvious question: Why did YOU see Passengers?