This article is mean-spirited and carries a sarcastic, ill tone. I love it.

He'd go to jail, but he'd live. The prisoners would recognize him as the guy with the Ferrari, but they'd fear him as the guy who willingly drove a Nissan Cube.

Thanks for the spoiler.

Why go halves on one ticket when you can each buy one and double your odds?

James Dolan defies electrophysics by being repulsive to everybody.

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

I doubt the rest of the English-speaking world recognizes the New York definition of "Respectfully."

I plan on doing this with one of my K03 turbos.

A rubber suspension bit from a VW Bus was a favorite of some guy's dog as a chew toy, so he went into business selling dog toys inspired by it. I present to you:

Not enough taking off and landing for an accurate portrayal of crop dusting.

Onslaught of emo tweets? Kimi be like...

The Sharks hang out at the superbowl because they know the Jets are nowhere around.

Dear manufacturers,

Attempt to? Yes, but don't worry, I'm never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

I was so hopeful that he was going to wrap his McLaren up in a Rick Astley theme. But, I guess that he's never going to give Nyan cat up. Never going to let it down, or desert it.

I noticed the guy in video seems to have oily hairs.

The train driver never properly recovered from his injuries and died 2-3 years after the robbery.

Your post is heartbreaking.

I love how the LEOs just sit in the median scanning during rush hour, Clayton, Cobb and Fayette County are the worst from what I've noticed around Atlanta.