“Young man yells at Cloud”

I never would have guessed that someone who spent $2k on a gacha game would have poor impulse control. 

She’s a long time Blue Jays fan, I just assumed she would welcome the sweet release of death a fastball to the head might bring.

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

Dammit...I meant to write “a doc with a former brain injury”

“...didn’t know where the wild-caught cod was caught.”

In a previous article, I applauded a math joke and asked for more of them.  I am blessed.

He’s probably pretty sick of Flushing right about now.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Nah - there are some things that are just a step too far, and supporting Man U tops that list!

Wait, I think I figured out why that pattern looks familiar. One little tweak...

A dog that shits 2 pounds a day

He’s kinda got a point, though. Anyone who’s ever flipped through a grade-school science textbook knows that trees breathe in Jews and exhale Nazis.

Washington Post: “We retract our prior articles painting Nick Sandmann as a racist and sincerely apologize.  However, we stand by our assertion that he’s a little bitch.”

Defensive, low scoring Italian league joke.

Which is after 2014 that she told you she played the demo at.  

“is second only to sex”

i ave never, ever, pusht the backspace button

Managers do less and less of that kind of thing these days, and push more and more of the more confrontational part of the job off on the servers. It means they can sit in their office and not deal with shouty customers, until they really have to, and if shit goes down with corporate or the owners then they can throw…

In 2010, asked about the “freedom fries” incident, Jones said he ““[wished] it had never happened.”