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I really can’t watch him anymore.  Melo Tony just makes me fall asleep.

>I get adults frequently ordering off the kids menu at work, because our adult portions are very big, and sometimes office workers don’t want to hassle with leftovers when they have to head back to work.

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

I wasn’t catching the sarcasm in your first paragraph, and started to think you were one of *those* commenters... The fact that those sentences are verbatim what people like my parents say is pretty disturbing.

Sure the rest of the world liked obama, but tjhat was because he kept apologizing to them, bowing to foreign leaders, and otherwise destroyed America’s image around the world.

Classic self burn.

We had a reservation and we would have ordered drinks and appetizers right away if we’d been seated, so why did they make us wait?

Welp, Clayton Bigsby isn’t real.

It only works if you do it in the moment. Waiting will confuse the person, and they will just get mad at you

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

It’s clear that Michigan will Faehn concern for the athletes but Rhonda program the way they want. 

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

He puts his underwear on last. 

Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, shopping at Williams Sonoma.

If these pictures are any indication, it’ll be interesting to see the decisions Gruden makes with regards to personnel once he’s finally free from the Carbonite. 

Come now, we’ve always been at war with Eurasia!

Yes, and his job is to have a lot of explaining to do.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in

Zydeco Gumbo’s notes:

Yeah, Up’s opening sequence was sad enough without Carl going to the Battle of Mogadishu and losing unit members in enemy fire.