cityzun
cityzun
cityzun

he must be letting his hair grow out this year

Cool idea! Hey can you send me your home address and you boss’ phone number? See you this weekend!

I don’t know where you guys got the audio of my wedding night, but this is extremely rude and I expected better of you since the Hogan case was decided.

I don’t follow. What do you mean, costume?

i am not convinced we required the explanation

Man, I totally read that comment in Comic Book Guy’s voice.

Except that the Raspberry Pi will always have a worse UI, worse user experience, and is definitely on the wrong side of the legal debate.

Y’all Queda?

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

Found Rude Negro’s burner account.

Can I suggest something? You’re probably thinking about things, maybe reflecting a bit on the story. You gotta start trusting that fast-twitch muscle if you wanna make the take.

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

I think the message here for women is don’t date dudes 15+ years older than you. Or the same age as you. Or younger than you. Just, like, stop interacting with men really. I think after 5000 years of human civilization, we can declare that the experiment has failed. Nice try, good effort, but I think it’s time to

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

Dear Salty,

Come to Indy for a Colts game! The locals are friendly and you can move yourself down to the best section as soon as the anthem ends, when our Vice President and his security detail vacate an entire row of $500 seats.

I think the game Arboretum’s final tie-breaker is for all tied players to plant a tree, wait 20 years, with the one with the most impressive tree at the end being the winner.

Hill was pulled from the Mounds to the Snickers of the opposing team, and he took a Big Hunk out of the bucket, causing a loud Crunch and Krackel. He realized he wouldn’t make his big Pay Day in the playoffs, only about 100 Grand, missing out on his opportunity to make it to 5th Avenue.

Typical Republican hypocrisy. I mean, don't criticize someone's pronunciation of Pakistan if you can't even spell Karen.