You speak of the before times. In the long-long ago. 

1. you’re god[darn]ed right
2. I have a profanity filter on my browser that replaces certain words with less “strong” versions (I’ve got young kids) and that whole rant looks hilarious...awesome...but also hilarious.

“Imagine the street value of all this SNOW!”

This gives me hope for America. We as a nation are becoming better. Unshackling the burden of our horrible foods of the past and moving forward together to a better future.

There are melty real cheeses too. I personally like muenster on a burger. It melts real well. 

ham·burg·er

I have read your comment and find it to be words.

I find this article available.

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

You know what, this is bullshit. Ray Kroc was always doing this *grabs ass of nearby female employee* which I would never do, and even sometimes do this *grabs breast of employee, exposes self* which I would also NEVER do, and never got in trouble, and now I’m in trouble even though I would never do those things and…

For sale: Plain hamburger, never eaten.

As a female, I can say that this is sadly true. But here’s why- it’s because men almost always go DPS. Sometimes you’ll get a tank (or two, if you’re lucky), but very rarely will someone go healer. If they do- fantastic. But as someone that prefers to flex to what the team needs, I have to go healer 95% of the time.…

Die Hard is actually a depiction of Al Powell’s triumph over sexual dysfunction.

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

The student newspaper ran a piece at the time where UF’s president was having a really hard time trying to figure out what to do with the entire state of Ohio that he now owned.

Nobody even went there, except you, snowflake.

lol, so offended by people being “offended” you have to bring it up when it’s not even relevant

“Dud” you go fuck yourself? Because you should go fuck yourself. Always go fuck yourself.

Unrelated? Did you not see “asshole” in the title?

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.