if you bought into the switch just on the maybe of a VC, you’re kinda stupid

I know Eastern teams in general turn into Dee Reynolds on open mic night when they face LeBron in the playoffs, but this was just a night where one of the GOATs decided that this game was his and no one was gonna stop him. It’s one of the best things you can see in sports.

Seems like a lot of effort went into normalizing a guy who doesn’t even have a fucking plane.

Do we have to have this argument on every Avengers-related article?

At this rate, they’re gonna have to concede to the Farrelly brothers.

That’d be a hell of a twist on an anthem protest. 

It’s closer to 69% of “nice” glove saves falling in that category.

While you’re waiting in line for 2 hours to get in at your snobby hipster, organic mozzerella pizza place, only to pay $25+ for a fig and prosciutto pizza, Second Deck and I are gonna have eaten our way through every god damn delicious slice that Costco has pumped out during that time. And we’ll only have spent $10…

Sorry I was busy taking a shit, not giving one.

Whatever Judge Smails.

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

Another racist father son team objecting to someone who had a slice.

“I often curse Pop for doing what he did.”

I knew peopleofwalmart.com before they were famous.

You couldn’t outrun a Segway?

Of course they did. Jesus.

We can’t possibly know that. McGregor might have started out without the power to push over a Jenga tower. Getting him to where he could punch hard enough to bruise fruit might have been a huge accomplishment. And teaching him to stop saying “pow” with every punch was pretty much a miracle.

Settle down Beetlejuice, he only said your name once.