I remember when these tubes were laid out at gas stations; a little bell would ring, alerting the attendant who filled your tank, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil and washed your windshield.

Since you “asked”...

If this country has proven anything throughout its history, it’s that its capacity to treat Native Americans with callousness and cruelty knows no bounds.

Is that like Bitcoin or something?

Of course that kid’s crappy parents gave permission.

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.

Yup. Pretty much every time someone says, “The gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage,” my immediate response is, “Nah. We heteros tossed that sanctity in the dumpster and set it on fire a long goddamn time ago. Let folks who aren’t afraid to commit have a go at it; they cannot possibly be worse at it than we are.”

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Russia is cool.

“Not racist if they were singing!”

Other men apparently do not suffer from the same motivated blindness you do.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Someone got after me on the previous “boobie streamers” thread about how “immoral” it was to go after lonely guys by displaying cleavage on a stream.

Two things:

1.) This person was arguing that it was only “logical” that the behavior was immoral.

I know everyone’s sick of me saying this, but I’m trying to frame here:…

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

He has a dick for a face!

Wait, the pirate coach doesn’t let you steal or smack women? Or abuse drugs, for that matter? What the hell kind of ship is he running? Time for mutiny, I tell ya.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

solving a solution is next level woke

The crowd yells “Get in your home!” Ball replied with a Family Circle routing.

Pretty sure it’s a graph of my daily sobriety.