Sources are saying that they are relying on Sherman v. Atlanta.

Folks, the Twitter - it is good

and I think that it goes without saying that mambo dogface to the banana patch.

This deserves many more stars and more recognition.

In my mind, any job that includes carrying a gun potentially means that a) you’re going to have to use it, and/or b) someone else is going to use another gun against you. It’s like some twisted variation on Chekhov’s Gun, I guess.

The mid?-season finale where the guy with the bat killed a cameraman.

Counterpoint: If you have been watching every episode of The Walking Dead, you should be thoroughly accustomed to being disappointed all the time.

Judges were unable to score the performance as the monkey pouch made it unclear whether the man was attempting the short or long program.

My wife and I love shooting each other with Nerf guns too 

This is not my beautiful house.

If only pretty people ever had sex, there wouldn’t be so many ugly children out there.

Shut up and kiss me, you fool.

You’d know best, RandomHookup!

She’s not being made to look like a loser, she’s being made to look like a LUH-HEEEEEEW-ZUH-HURRRRRRR.

Why do you think he’s a Republican? There’s no telling how many times he was swirlied or tossed in a dumpster in high school.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. As a commenter (You are about to find out my name is Ian. I know, brace yourself) who has had his question answered, I need to report a Fox Newsian level of misquoting, and frankly, I find the whole thing scandalous.

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