He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

You know what’s even more narcissistic? Assuming people are getting tattoos to capture your attention.

YES!! Here it is!! I’m here for your delicious concern trolling about people who are tattooed and what you think of them!! Gimme gimme gimme!!

I’m here for the tattoo hate/concern trolling/dumb comments! If this is cross posted to Jezebel, it’ll be even better!

But the Spurs are self-loathing. But you’re also talking about a city with a significant transient population.

Around here, we call that kind of sex “skinny repeal.” It’s not what you promised, it’s not what you were hoping for, no one is really satisfied, and you know it will lead to big problems in the future ... but maybe better than nothing?

CYBER BALLERS: ACTIVATE

More shocking revelations at 10.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

You can’t teach height!

As opposed to what he would give to his kids, Jay decided to give football one last shot.

Idk about you, but I’m not about to go retrieve my buddy’s dead body, I don’t care who he is.

You’re completely correct, but it’s supposed to go like this, when you’re a Jet...

To be fair, breaking the huddle requires some coordination when you’re a jet.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

I guess you could say he was hoist by his own petard, if by “petard” you mean “giant skateboard” and “hoist” you mean “knocked the fuck out.”

Please do remember when asking “What Would Jesus Do?” that flipping tables and chasing someone out of the building with a bullwhip is among the options available.

*evaporates

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

Wrong. He didn’t have a reciept so Lavar didn’t give him his money back.