Just to be that woman, the Americans have already won the World Cup three times.

flights of fancy, i do believe.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

The Cryin’, The Pick, and The Poor Show is the first of seven books.

Ever taking a business Skype call and just put a shirt on and no pants? Truly freeing.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

Fair enough.

that sucks. They got so close... it’s like they got all the way down to the 1 yard line and all they had to do was hand the ball off and get it in the end zone.

I assume Gamer Tech Events will follow through on their promise to guarantee their investors an extra hour in the ball pit?

Exhibit B:

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

People I did not expect to save Obamacare, ranked:

My soul is fucked anyways, so I’ll say it: He needs to succumb to his brain cancer already instead of wasting my tax dollars fighting a losing battle then taking health care away from others

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

Rule #34 applies, but only if you have sex with it.

Beth, could you next do a Lifehack article on how you can actually scroll right past an article on ANY site and not read it if it doesn’t interest you? Might be useful for some?

you are the wind on which my creativity soars

i made a thing, you made a thing better.

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.