a) This and Wimbledon are the biggest/only running stories in sports this week; we’re consequently covering both with a microscope.

Wait, them writing about someone else makes them narcissists?

Jokes on them. Floyd doesn’t know what the shirt says.

No it’s cool because I heard in the comments that Irish people were discriminated against and enslaved too.

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

I like the marble kid who’s all, ‘I’m not one of those marble kids who names his special marble. Pfft.’

Dana always looks like a guy who shows up for the threesome but ends up jerking off in the corner as the two girls go at it.

Bummer. But congrats on your marriage! I hope you’re married to the Lions, because clearly they’ve been fucking you for a while.

+1 Susan Davis

Is this what you imagined you’d be doing with your day when you got out of bed this morning?

While Calvin was in Detroit the Lions went 54-90, which obviously points to an endemic team problem instead of just one player, never mind their best player.

On one hand, maybe the Lions decades upon decades of persistent futility and mismanagement in the face of salary caps and parity could all just be a sham and it’s really Megatron’s laziness and shitty play (and Barry Sanders’ before him) that has doomed the Lions. Maybe you’re right.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

His father has made it substantially further while acting like one.

You just know Mrs. Magary doesn’t have even 1/10th the time for this shit.

You’re welcome Dom

I’ve listened to post-career interviews by Finley and Nick Collins several times as they are frequent guests on WI airwaves. You can always feel the yearning in them to get back to the game and the sense of something unfinished; at the same time both have been very successful at finding meaning away from their game.

Someone who has wanted a dog their entire life but couldn’t have one till now, and must have one now, (fuck the inconvenience for others) is a person in their early 20's, at the oldest. I remember being an asshole, so I guess I get it.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.