The only problem I have with this suggestion is just how lackluster any JRPG you attempt to play afterwards will seem.

All these tax dollars will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

You should try doing it in the oven (and using the cast iron pannini press stuff that lodge makes).

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

And today in Phallic Imagery, here's the most ridiculous pre-order art I've seen in a long time.

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

I read Jalopnik for CARS, and other semi related subjects.

What do you say to your son after he asks you 'why are you watching the seventh round of the draft and not playing catch outside'?

I have a 12-year-old and a 7-year old. I consider it the 12-year-old's responsibility to properly educate her sister on the ways of the world, as I did with my younger brother. The 12-year-old gets all of her information from the school bus, so I know it's legit. Some of those kids HAVE to have older siblings.

Yeah, if there's a controversy here, it's teaching kids that you can go to Missouri and be a successful person. Talk about sending the wrong message.

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

Is the know know kinda like the nay nay?

Thanks. It can be frustrating at times to be somebody with a measure of faith to have people of stricter faith looking at me like a traitor while those without faith look at me like a bigot.

Protip: "Christians" do not automatically have a problem with this. Just the more zealous ones.

why is this a post?

Hey Obsama ~ Go ahead and STFU so the adults can finish talking, K ?

Not many people know how awful this kid's life has been. I just reread an article about his harrowing childhood and that just made me sob. He grew up in an incredibly racist town in Texas with little familial adult supervision, at least on a consistent basis, in his life. His little sister drowned when she was 2. His…

Yeah, I haven't seen you that emotional since that damn hobbit stabbed you in the knee.

not true- Tebow had a crew at his house too.

I would argue Dale Hunter has no first names.