What bothers me is... has anyone even bothered to use the old SNES era names for the Final Fantasy series since like... the late 90s and early 2000s? I'm pretty certain we're all on the same page with the FF series now. (Unless we're talking about whether to spell it Aeris or Aerith. Team Aeris all the way!)

Hey, girl, if I told you your skin made me think you are less human than white people, would you hold it against me?

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

I suggest you see the film, because you'll see it has the best special effect of all: love.

Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]

What the...?

Oh, well you can understand why a captioner might not be able to understand slurred words.

Huh?

(Pic 1) Tucking your jersey into your jeans is a real power move.

We all have our priorities. Me? I'm going to keep kicking kids in their ribs until every troll learns the art of wit and subtlety. If you truly care about children, you'll get to work!

That's some next-level copy-editing by Deadspin's staff to have already made a ruling on cockface. I could see how that would be hyphenated, although I'd have to consult the APA style-guide.

Fuck the cold-hearted bastard 34% who didn't like Babe.

Well I can think of one padre he won't particularly be fond of later in his life.

I like the episodic nature exactly because i don't have time! They release an episode, I play for a few hours on a weekend and i feel like i succeeded and had by itself an enjoyable good chunk of the story. I hate playing a long game and feeling like i'm stuck in the middle of it for weeks or even months.
But i do…

yeah i was looking for one tiny thing about him that wouldn't make me feel inferior. hands is all i got.

Well you see, they're Final Fantasy characters, but ranked.

There are 9 letters in "Dani Alves." His number is 22. Villa Real had scored 2 goals at the time the banana was thrown. 22 divided by 2 is 11. 9/11. Wake up sheeple.

Titanfall isn't original either. I'm sick of that argument every time their is a new game trailer for anything. As far as futuristic FPS' go, I'd say it's different looking enough. It's been done to death, so I say we just let them do it again in their own COD way. For the first time since MW2, I'll bite.

Every proper yacht has a ball buoy.

I think you demonize the people who need demonizing. Maybe that's just me.