I’m genuinely surprised no brewery has tried to bring back that vintage can shape to wrangle in the beer snob hipsters.

Ah so you’re just an asshole. Well you keep lobbying for those headlights, chief, but no fucking way a person can drive any appreciable speed with what is basically 1/1000 lumen of visibility.

Good thing that every night is cloudless, and the stars shine bright here in the God-fearin’ US of A.

You’ll all soon know the pain (or at least annoyance) of my astigmatism!

I know the bus fight meme, but honestly every time I’ve seen an Amber Lamps reference I immediately hear “Ohhhh Black Betty!”

A review saying the ending ruins the film is asinine, given that was the actual idea in the movie itself.

Great comeback, great L.A. Confidential reference in your username.

Just remember, it’s pronounced “Earl.”

Worse than many other groups. I live in a seaside town and the locals who’ve been shredding the gnar or whatever for decades are absolute garbage and dangerous to boot. They will drop in on the college kids and attempt to bully them out of the water.

Also, “apparently hiding in some kind of pocket reality,” and “Apparently The Watcher allowed him to survive his crumbling reality....” Did Sam just not pay attention at all during the end of the Bad Strange episode? What’s the point of reviewing episodes if you pay as much attention as someone just dicking around on…

That’s former President Tiny Hands Trump holding that phone there.

It was on Hulu for a spell, I believe it’s still there.

I don’t know if it’s because I first watched the series before I was a teenager, but I always saw Spike as in his 30s. Is his age being late 20s canon?

Waiting for the “I’m not racist, I was just on drugs,” excuse.

Well given how many of our forests are national forests, that shit falls on the US government to take care of. And our electrical grid is private, so while having the grid be controlled by a publicly traded company is dumb, the mismanagement is all capitalism, all the time.

Maybe you can answer this, I was asking a friend the other day (we are both straight, so neither one of us was really qualified to actually know what the heck we were discussing), but it seems that when I see someone use queer it’s almost a catchall term that encompasses the rest of LGBTIA+. What’s the distinction for…

Sounds more like an anecdote just showing that it can both ways. How else are you going to try to convince people that “we don’t know?”

The number of comedians who make their personal lives part of the act, while exaggerating facets both good and bad, is pretty damn high. I hope when a standup tells you at the intro to a story, “and this is real!” you don’t actually think it’s a factual occurence. Hell, that’s like believing a tumblr post that ends…

Don’t know if anyone has mentioned this, but he’s known Olivia for 5-7 years at this point. So, not someone he just met.

It’s a goddam crime that Nextwave-Machine Man never became an A-list Marvel character.