Big ups on your Amontillado reference, Animal Crossing brings out the best in us.

It doesn’t just skew, it’s entirely the past decade. They specifically say on the first page though, going back to 2010. They should probably have had a qualifier in the title because I was expecting a much more comprehensive list as well.

And then all those lower class/middle class Americans who bitch about too much govt/too many govt regulations will see how shitty unfettered capitalism REALLY is.

Is acrylic actually a plastic? Either way, I don’t believe it leaves a permanent odor when heated up, but I could be wrong.

Sir, just because your New Yorker magazine hasn’t arrived yet doesn’t mean you have to jump online and berate the help.

Oh you know it will be. My poor wallet.

I played so much XCOM 1, and then for some reason with 2 just.....never bought it. Who knows why, but a Switch version is a no-brainer purchase for me, I play twice as much on the go as I do docked.

Celebrities doing PSAs is perfectly fine and acceptable, and probably should be encouraged purely for their media reach. Sean Penn should be put in an iso-box though.

Side note: I’m always amazed when I am reminded that Mel Brooks is still alive. That guy remembers WWII!

I’ve found non-native stuff but it’s been on a pretty low percentage of the islands I’ve visited.

I think it sucking more might actually help fix the problem.

I honestly think The Office has the most realistic people. Hard for me to explain because obviously they go through sitcom situations that nobody in the world is ever going to encounter, but they can be nice, friendly, cranky, vindictive, scheming, etc. I don’t think they’re all necessarily bad or good, I just think…

Yea it was perplexing seeing the things my local grocery store was out of. The one thing I am pissed about is that being Mexican, and in a semi-rural California town with lots of Mexican laborers, people are strip mining the grocery stores of their bulk pinto beans and rice. I was eating those staples for years before…

Giant maternal herbivore trumps black bear practically every time. I’ve had two incidences with black bears and neither one was ball clenchingly scary. The one elk I ran into though, I legitimately thought I was going to die.

No it’s dogs that walk on hills have one leg shorter than the other.

Funny thing about math, if you spend 96% of your profits in a year, every year for 10 years, stay with me here, you just spent 96% of your total profits for an entire decade. So whether they spent 45 billion in a week or a decade, it’s still a shit ton of money that they could’ve done waaaaaaay smarter things with.…

Businesses are supposed to make money for shareholders but also not shit the bed in terms of planning ahead for economic dips. You don’t just spend all your profits.

Fuck, missing out on Patton would drive me to drink.

I’m crossing my fingers that Nintendo drops it early for digital download, to get to all those quarantined fingers that are just itching to play.

“Oh that was a typo, meant to say I might have to cook forty of them”

If I was that waiter I would’ve immediately rubbed my fingers together in the universal “show me your cash” sign first.