The only customer question that can phase me is “What’s up with x?” “What’s up with your fried chicken sandwich?” I mean, I don’t even know what the hell that question is even trying to suss.

Gasp! The Illuminati was right there under our noses the whole time!

Found Elon’s burner account!

That’s like saying you ran a red light but didn’t hit anybody, so it’s not a big deal. It’s still against the law, you simpleton.

I told myself I was done roguelikes. Unfortunately for my wallet, I have a weird burning drive to consume all things Conan.

Corporations gonna corporate. This idea that Nintendo is some sort of paradigm of virtue in the gaming world is amusing. And that’s coming from a guy who has bought every Nintendo console the first year of release except for the Wii U.

White people, man.

Why is that depressing?

My Donald Sterling joke was already cruelly used to better effect than I ever could have mustered.

Well yea, just look at the math.

That lady just learned there is no reward for trying.

Yikes.

We’re very progressive when it comes to rejecting established gender roles.

What’s a Fable 2?

Other than the physical descriptions, this describes my wife and I’s courtship to a T!

As a part-time wine snob, but also a cheap man, I love their wine section. I can find $20-$30 bottles of wine for $5, just because the distributors are trying to move onto the next vintage.

Yea between that and the chimney sweeping, it’s a wonder any British youth has made it to adulthood in the past 150 years.

Tell that to the Abe Lincoln memorial.