Meanwhile, the Red Sox clobbered the Astros like the Milky Way was at stake.

Always a truther out there.

This is what happens when your offense just turtles up.

I’m assuming that quote is attributed to someone who decided to focus solely on candy-style edibles, and that’s just like, bad business sense, man.

Catholic high school rules: it ain’t sex if it’s another hole.

I’ve seen a few beers with pineapple in them over the past couple months. That’s a trend that collectively we should just give a hard pass to.

Well I did have to go pee, but now I’m almost afraid to.

I live in western Paso Robles, I’ve never seen that around here.

Side note: I was several years out of high school before I finally learned that dude ranch:ranch DOES NOT equal gay bar:bar.

So did your wife cave and agree to do it?

I dunno man, I’m a Green Bay fan and I think the Bears have a higher ceiling this season than the Packers do. Mack has single-handedly transformed the defense, which is what I was worried about after hearing they were looking at him.

I mean, they also need to eat his heart if they expect to gain any fraction of his power.

On the plus side, I wouldn’t have to look at those goddam MAGA hats when I get my foot-long.

On the plus side, I wouldn’t have to look at those goddam MAGA hats when I get my foot-long.

I hate Yelp with a passion and I’m starting to lean that way with Untappd. It’s pretty often that a person who doesn’t like, say, stouts, tries a stout and rates it poorly. And it could be a pretty damn good stout! But because the ignoramus just doesn’t like the style, they’re knocking points off what could otherwise…

I hate Yelp with a passion and I’m starting to lean that way with Untappd. It’s pretty often that a person who doesn’t like, say, stouts, tries a stout and rates it poorly. And it could be a pretty damn good stout! But because the ignoramus just doesn’t like the style, they’re knocking points off what could otherwise…

I’ll allow beer and books at my bar, but if someone pulls out a typewriter I’m kicking them out.

No it doesn’t, at all. Cascade and Loral, for example, are completely different but my taproom has two beers that are very hop-forward with each. You tell me you want a hoppy beer, expecting something specific, and I give you the other, you don’t get a replacement beer.

It’s the hipster foodie effect. What was once non-desirous is now sold for a premium.

Minnesotan.