I’d star you but you’re at 69 stars right now. Niiiiiiice.

Actually thought this was going to be a recap of Caddyshack.

Live. Die. Reload.

Live. Die. Reload.

I never got sliced, but I have crunched glass into powder that itches as bad as plexiglass. Like you said: LIGHT TOUCH.

I never got sliced, but I have crunched glass into powder that itches as bad as plexiglass. Like you said: LIGHT TOUCH.

Huzzah! There IS justice in the world!

Enjoy Alabama ya dumb cousin-fucking rube.

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good, I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang, it’d be you.

Well, obviously.

Sweet christ it’s been that long already?

Now do Classical Gas!

Next step: Cerveza Sabados!

I swear to all that is holy, if hipsters start a new liver trend and drive up the price I will rain hellfire down up their overly-coiffed mustachios.

Dude’s gotta be screwing with the letter writer. Like sending the new guy in the restaurant to get the ice warmer or the bacon stretcher. Otherwise, our education system just needs to get blown up and so we can start over.

They shouldn’t give a shit about those either, but that culture does to a strong degree, which is what the article is touching on. Mr. Tusks up there is clutching his pearls because the dude looks very feminine, and is insinuating that is more wrong than the guy having tattoos. And to be clear, I have several large,…

Yes they are. Because no one should give a shit if he prefers to cultivate an androgynous appearance.

No you’re right, slurs are also used by all manner of other stupid pieces of shit.

Eh, Honest Trailers at least usually has a cheeky, non-judgemental vibe about it. Now CinemaSins, that video series can go die in a fiery hole.

This Deadspin cross-article promotion is getting out of hand.