Whatitis is, Three Doors Down sucks. That’s not even a political thing.

I mean, you sound like a terrible father, but a great mom.

Rams I also think: Where the 110 hits the 10. Regardless, pure genius.

God bless your service, because having to put up with those meatheads is a greater sacrifice for the country than anything else I can think of.

“This happened in my presence so NOW I should probably call the authorities, lest someone drag me through the mud for enabling abuse.”

That was the emailest email of the week I’ve ever read in the Funbag!, and I’ve been here for years.

But on the plus side, free beer!

Damn, Stockholm Syndrome really is a thing.

Stop adding celery to tuna salad and potato salad! White people, smh.

That’s assuming he saw Black Panther being as much of a runaway success as it was, and since pretty much nobody else did until pre-release tracking, I’m gonna say he doesn’t make BP.

Tom Hanks as a badass enforcer in Road to Perdition was a pretty sharp about-face as well. He came across as a man trying to be a good father, but also a guy you knew you did not want to cross.

Who said anything about sprots? I merely approached your comment from the perspective of a distraught English teacher, depressed at the knowledge that the people who bitch the most about “furreigners speakin’ mexican!” are the ones who have the worst command of the English language.

I kind of want to interrogate all my employees at work now just to make sure they didn’t write this. Make them shotgun beers till someone cracks.

I kind of want to interrogate all my employees at work now just to make sure they didn’t write this. Make them shotgun beers till someone cracks.

Wait I can’t tell, do you hate sports and stumbled on Deadspin by accident, or are you drunk?

I’ve been kinja’d!

+1 cloaca

+1 cloaca

Just grab an angle grinder and you’re good to go.

Centerpiece? That’d be just THE piece!