Libertarianism

And now, your Friday feels:

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

Uhhh, you mean the state that hasn’t voted Republican since 1972???

All of this.